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Designed for the dedicated herd of Sweet Tea and Rastov, this zip-up is the ultimate way to show your support. It features a chaotic-good cow print body, a contrasting spotted hood, and bold, color-blocked sleeves in red and blue that scream main character energy. Whether you're tuning into a stream or out in the wild, this hoodie makes it clear which bus you're on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #4a90e2; background-color: #f0f7ff; padding: 15px; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin-top: 0; color: #2c5282;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION OPTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0; color: #2c5282;\"\u003eFor an additional $10, you can add your own custom name or handle to the right chest. 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