{"title":"Lolcow Nerd","description":"\u003cp\u003eShop items from the show Lolcow Nerds!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"2025-signature-hoodie-lolcow-nerds","title":"2025 Signature Hoodie (Lolcow Nerds)","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShow Your Herd Mentality in Style\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eMake a statement with our limited edition Lolcow Universe 2025 Signature Hoodie. 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