Welcome to the Nut House!

Strap in, you absolute lunatic! The official Lolcow Nuts Signature Hoodie, hosted by the certifiably insane duo Scooter and Stabert (aka Albert), has finally dropped. This isn't just a hoodie; it's your uniform for chaos. With a classic black and white cow-print body, this zip-up goes completely off the rails with clashing red and blue spotted sleeves. It's loud, it's proud, and it lets everyone know you're part of the nuttiest herd on the internet.

Key Features:

• Iconic Lolcow 'NUTS' badge on the left breast, featuring our unhinged mascot.
• Customizable name option on the right breast to stake your claim in the asylum.
• Strikingly chaotic design with a black & white cow-print body and clashing red & blue spotted sleeves.
• Inverted white & black cow-print hood for when you need to go full incognito-mode crazy.
• Crafted from soft, recycled polyester with a brushed fleece inside for maximum comfort during your shenanigans.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside
• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders
• Double-lined hood
• Moon patch on the inside of the back
• Tear-away care label
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs
• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• Blank product components sourced from China and the USA

Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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