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All aboard the most chaotic ride on the internet! From the unhinged world of the Lolcow Universe comes the official 'Short Bus' Tee. Hosted by the legendary duo, sweet tea and rastov, this isn't just a shirt—it's your ticket to glorious, unfiltered madness. It’s a badge of honor for every passenger who has witnessed the meltdowns, embraced the chaos, and lived to tell the tale. Featuring the delightfully derpy highland cow mascot and a wild graffiti graphic, this tee proves you’re not just a viewer; you're buckled in and ready for wherever the Lolcow Bus goes next.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness
- Lightweight fabric with a comfortable, modern fit
- A tribute to the iconic Sweet Tea & Rastov-hosted streams that define online chaos
- Official Lolcow Bus design—a must-have for any true passenger
- Vibrant 'Short Bus' graphic with a graffiti-style flair
- Pre-shrunk to keep the fit locked in after every wash
- Side-seamed construction for a flattering silhouette
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
-
Classic Unisex Fit: A comfortable, true-to-size silhouette for all genders
-
True to Size: Pre-shrunk fabric keeps your chosen size consistent after washing
-
Recommendation: Prefer a roomier streetwear look? Order one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
-
Classic Unisex Fit: A comfortable, true-to-size silhouette for all genders
-
True to Size: Pre-shrunk fabric keeps your chosen size consistent after washing
-
Recommendation: Prefer a roomier streetwear look? Order one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
