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Herd Up and Brave the Elements!
Get ready to face the forecast in the official windbreaker of the Lolcow Cafe, brought to you by your favorite hosts, BatGorl and Tommy C! This isn't just a jacket; it's your uniform for navigating the wild pastures of the internet. It features a sleek body with a subtle black-on-black 'cowmo' pattern, contrasted by bold, chocolate milk-colored cow print on the sleeves and hood. Whether you're dodging drama or just a sudden downpour, this windbreaker has you covered in unmistakable style.
PERSONALIZATION OPTION
For an additional $10, you can add your own username or handle to the right breast of the windbreaker in the signature Cafe font. Make it truly yours and show everyone you're a top-tier member of the herd! If you choose not to add a name, this area will remain blank.
Key Features:
- Features the iconic Lolcow Cafe mascot on the left breast, complete with clout goggles and a signature fez.
- Unique dual-pattern design with a stealthy black cow-print body and eye-catching brown cow-print sleeves and hood.
- The official merch for fans of BatGorl and Tommy C's daily shenanigans.
- Lightweight, water-resistant fabric perfect for all-season layering and unpredictable weather.
This lightweight windbreaker ensures maximum comfort on windy, rainy, and sunny days, thanks to the water-resistant fabric and breathable mesh lining. The windbreaker has an effortless look that will fit different styles and can be easily layered with long and short sleeve shirts.
- 100% polyester
- Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²)
- Lightweight, water-resistant fabric
- Breathable mesh lining, reduces static
- Regular fit
- Elastic cuffs
- Hood and side pockets
- Zippable front
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE (inches) |
| XS |
21 |
28 |
25 ½ |
| S |
22 |
28 ¾ |
26 |
| M |
23 |
29 ½ |
26 ¼ |
| L |
24 |
30 ¼ |
26 ¾ |
| XL |
25 |
31 |
27 |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ¾ |
27 ½ |
| 3XL |
27 |
32 ½ |
28 |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE (cm) |
| XS |
53.3 |
71.1 |
64.8 |
| S |
55.9 |
73 |
66 |
| M |
58.4 |
75 |
66.7 |
| L |
61 |
76.8 |
68 |
| XL |
63.5 |
78.7 |
68.6 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.7 |
69.9 |
| 3XL |
68.6 |
82.6 |
71.1 |
