{"product_id":"lolcow-chubby-signature-windbreaker","title":"Lolcow Chubby Signature Windbreaker","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnleash Your Inner Lolcow in Style!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eGet ready to turn heads and stir the pot! The official Lolcow Chubby Signature Windbreaker, brought to you by Amac Talks Smack and Angie Uploaded, is finally here. This isn't just a jacket; it's your new uniform for navigating the wild pastures of the internet. It features a stealthy black-on-black cow spot pattern on the body, but you won't stay hidden for long thanks to the electrifying vaporwave sleeves and hood, which pop with a neon pink, purple, and blue psychedelic design. Rocking the iconic, winking 'Lolcow Chubby' on the chest, this windbreaker lets everyone know you're in on the joke and part of the herd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #a435f0; background-color: #f3e8ff; padding: 15px; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin-top: 0; color: #6b21a8;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION OPTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0; color: #6b21a8;\"\u003eFor an additional $10, you can customize your windbreaker with your name or handle (like 'Wombat'!) on the right breast. The text will be in the signature Lolcow pink and blue font, making your jacket one-of-a-kind. If you choose not to personalize, this area will remain blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-200 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFeatures the official 'Lolcow Chubby' logo on the left breast, complete with 3D glasses and a sassy wink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eEye-catching vaporwave design on the sleeves and hood contrasts with a subtle black-on-black cow print body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe official merch of the Lolcow Chubby community, hosted by Amac Talks Smack and Angie Uploaded.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eLightweight, water-resistant fabric with a breathable mesh lining to keep you comfortable, rain or shine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eRegular fit with elastic cuffs, a zippable front, hood, and side pockets for ultimate utility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 2.21 oz\/yd² (75 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, water-resistant fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Breathable mesh lining, reduces static\u003cbr\u003e\n• Regular fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Elastic cuffs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hood and side pockets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Zippable front\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LolcowCo","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":51411242352919,"sku":"7344646_15707","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":51411242385687,"sku":"7344646_15708","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51411242418455,"sku":"7344646_15709","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51411242451223,"sku":"7344646_15710","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51411242483991,"sku":"7344646_15711","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51411242516759,"sku":"7344646_15712","price":101.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51411242549527,"sku":"7344646_15713","price":103.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/2173\/0327\/files\/all-over-print-mens-windbreaker-black-front-68dc988f408eb.png?v=1759287468","url":"https:\/\/checkout.lolcow.co\/products\/lolcow-chubby-signature-windbreaker","provider":"LolcowCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}