{"product_id":"lolcow-chubby-the-official-tee","title":"Lolcow Chubby - The Official Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eAttention, Chubbies! The moment you’ve been waiting for is here. Introducing the official \u003cstrong\u003eLolcow Chubby Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, a tribute to the sassiest, most stylish icon in the Lolcow Universe. This isn't just a shirt; it's your official uniform. Featuring Chubby in all her glory—rocking glittery 3D glasses, gold hoops, and that unmistakable wink—this tee is for those who live for the drama and love to look good doing it. Wear it proudly and let everyone know you're part of the herd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-200 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eCrafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eLightweight and breathable fabric, perfect for any season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFeatures the iconic Lolcow Chubby design in a vibrant, high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe official tee for fans of the Chubby legacy—a true collector's item\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003ePre-shrunk to ensure your fit stays true, wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFlattering side-seamed construction for a modern, stylish silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eDurable shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-lasting wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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