{"product_id":"lolcow-fluff-black-glossy-mug","title":"Lolcow Fluff Black Glossy Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eStart every morning with maximum grump energy. The Lolcow Fluff Mug is your daily reminder that not everyone is a morning cow — and that's perfectly okay. Featuring the iconic Fluff on a sleek black glossy finish, this ceramic mug is sturdy, sleek, and radiates the same \"don't talk to me before coffee\" energy as a shaggy Highland cow who missed breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFluff's grumpy pink-nosed stare hits different at 7 AM. It's like having a tiny fluffy chaos mascot judging your life choices while you caffeinate. Available in 11oz for the \"I'm barely functional\" crowd and 15oz for those who need industrial-strength fuel to survive the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBonus:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe — because unlike Fluff, this mug actually cooperates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic with glossy black finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz (height 3.85\", diameter 3.35\") and 15 oz (height 4.7\", diameter 3.35\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lead and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEach mug is made on demand just for you. Fluff brews fresh — and grumpy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LolcowCo","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":51873932214551,"sku":"4771705_9323","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":51873932247319,"sku":"4771705_9324","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/2173\/0327\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-front-697f5cacc4fcf.png?v=1769955086","url":"https:\/\/checkout.lolcow.co\/products\/lolcow-fluff-black-glossy-mug","provider":"LolcowCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}