{"product_id":"lolcow-fluff-zip-hoodie","title":"Lolcow Fluff Zip Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaximum Fluff. Maximum Grump. Maximum Cozy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eWrap yourself in the shaggy magnificence of the Lolcow Fluff Zip Hoodie. This all-over print masterpiece features the iconic Fluff — a grumpy Highland cow with glorious horns, a pink nose, and the energy of someone who was promised treats and received none. Bold, fluffy, and impossible to ignore, just like the show itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #E91E63; background-color: #fce4ec; padding: 15px; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin-top: 0; color: #880e4f;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION OPTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0; color: #880e4f;\"\u003eFor an additional $10, you can add your own custom name to appear on the right breast of the hoodie. If you choose not to add a name, this area will remain blank on the final product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-200 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAll-over Lolcow Fluff print — certified grumpy couture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eCustomizable name option on the right breast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSustainable construction: 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSoft cotton-feel fabric outside with brushed fleece inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eUnisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eDouble-lined hood with premium drawstrings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eDurable metal zipper details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eMoon patch on the inside of the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eTear-away care label for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eGRS certified recycled content, OEKO-TEX 100 certified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eFluff doesn't do boring. This hoodie is for the ones who radiate cozy chaos energy, who show up looking like they could nap at any moment but choose violence instead. Soft on the inside (literally brushed fleece), grumpy on the outside — the perfect balance. Like Fluff herself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eEach hoodie is made on demand especially for you, reducing overproduction and supporting sustainable practices. 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