{"product_id":"lolcow-glass-black-glossy-mug","title":"Lolcow Glass Black Glossy Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eStart every morning with pure, concentrated fury. The Lolcow Glass Mug features the angry, glass-textured bull on a sleek black glossy finish — because your coffee deserves a vessel as intense as your stream schedule. This ceramic mug is sturdy, sleek, and radiates the kind of energy that says \"don't talk to me until this is empty.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Glass bull's teal glare hits different at 7 AM. It's like having a tiny rage mascot daring you to have a productive day. Available in 11oz for the \"I'm barely functional\" crowd and 15oz for those who need maximum fuel to survive the content mines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBonus:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe — because unlike glass, this mug is actually indestructible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic with glossy black finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz (height 3.85\", diameter 3.35\") and 15 oz (height 4.7\", diameter 3.35\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lead and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEach mug is made on demand just for you. The bull brews fresh.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LolcowCo","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":51873968619799,"sku":"3611117_9323","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":51873968652567,"sku":"3611117_9324","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/2173\/0327\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-front-697f5dacc0844.png?v=1769955070","url":"https:\/\/checkout.lolcow.co\/products\/lolcow-glass-black-glossy-mug","provider":"LolcowCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}