{"product_id":"lolcow-glass-zip-hoodie","title":"Lolcow Glass Zip Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt Different. Built Glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Lolcow Glass Zip Hoodie is for those who don't just watch the chaos — they ARE the chaos. Featuring the angry, glass-textured bull across an all-over print, this hoodie screams \"I rep the toughest show in the Lolcow Universe and I look incredible doing it.\" Teal fury meets golden attitude in a wearable masterpiece that's as fierce as it is comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #4a90e2; background-color: #f0f7ff; padding: 15px; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin-top: 0; color: #2c5282;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION OPTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0; color: #2c5282;\"\u003eFor an additional $10, you can add your own custom name to appear on the right breast of the hoodie. 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