{"product_id":"lolcow-jester-zip-hoodie","title":"Lolcow Jester Zip Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChaos Has Never Looked This Good\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eStep into the ring of ridiculousness with the Lolcow Jester Zip Hoodie. This all-over print masterpiece features the iconic Jester cow — a goofy, wide-eyed bovine rocking a purple and green jester hat with gold bells — because subtlety was never the Jester's style. Bold, loud, and impossible to ignore, just like the show itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #4a90e2; background-color: #f0f7ff; padding: 15px; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin-top: 0; color: #2c5282;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION OPTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0; color: #2c5282;\"\u003eFor an additional $10, you can add your own custom name to appear on the right breast of the hoodie. If you choose not to add a name, this area will remain blank on the final product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-200 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAll-over Lolcow Jester print — the court's official uniform\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eCustomizable name option on the right breast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSustainable construction: 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSoft cotton-feel fabric outside with brushed fleece inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eUnisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eDouble-lined hood with premium drawstrings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eDurable metal zipper details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eMoon patch on the inside of the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eTear-away care label for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eGRS certified recycled content, OEKO-TEX 100 certified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eThe Jester doesn't do boring. 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