{"product_id":"lolcow-nerds-chilldog-beach-vibes-tank","title":"Lolcow Nerds \"Chilldog\" Beach Vibes Tank","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif; color: #e0e0e0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- Product Title --\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"font-size: 28px; margin: 0 0 20px 0; color: #ffffff; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eLolcow Nerds \"Chilldog\" Beach Vibes Tank 🌭🏖️\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003c!-- Main Description --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 18px; margin: 0 0 25px 0; color: #b0b0b0; line-height: 1.8;\"\u003eMeet the ultimate summer mood: our chill hot dog living its best life! This Lolcow Nerds tank features everyone's favorite processed meat personality lounging in a beach chair, rocking shades and headphones while sipping a tropical drink. Because even hot dogs deserve a vacation vibe. Perfect for those who understand that being a nerd doesn't mean you can't be cool as a cucumber... or in this case, cool as a frankfurter. 😎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Key Features --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 0 0 30px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; margin: 0 0 12px 0; color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Design Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 8px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e🌭 \u003cstrong style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eChilldog Character\u003c\/strong\u003e - Hot dog living the dream in full relaxation mode\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 8px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e🎧 \u003cstrong style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eBeats \u0026amp; Beach\u003c\/strong\u003e - Complete with headphones and tropical cocktail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 8px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e😎 \u003cstrong style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eMaximum Chill\u003c\/strong\u003e - Sunglasses on, worries off\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 8px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eSleek Black Base\u003c\/strong\u003e - Makes the vibrant character design pop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Specifications --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 0 0 30px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; margin: 0 0 15px 0; color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📐 Product Specifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #e0e0e0;\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather: 85% cotton\/15% viscose)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #e0e0e0;\"\u003eFabric Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.5 oz\/yd² (186.48 g\/m²) - mid\/heavyweight for durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #e0e0e0;\"\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft-washed, tight-knit with extra soft surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #e0e0e0;\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed fit with sleeveless drop arm design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #e0e0e0;\"\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S through 3XL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #b0b0b0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #e0e0e0;\"\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made-to-order to reduce waste 🌱\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Size Guide --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 0 0 30px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; margin: 0 0 15px 0; color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Size Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 0 0 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 2px solid #444;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 12px 15px; 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This tank is your ticket to maximum relaxation with a side of quirky humor. Whether you're actually hitting the beach or just want to channel those vacation vibes while coding, let this laid-back hot dog be your spirit animal. Stay cool, stay nerdy, stay delicious!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LolcowCo","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50577352425751,"sku":"4460147_13591","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50577352458519,"sku":"4460147_13592","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50577352491287,"sku":"4460147_13593","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50577352524055,"sku":"4460147_13594","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50577352556823,"sku":"4460147_13595","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50577352589591,"sku":"4460147_13596","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Squash \/ S","offer_id":50577352622359,"sku":"4460147_13645","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Squash \/ M","offer_id":50577352655127,"sku":"4460147_13646","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Squash \/ L","offer_id":50577352687895,"sku":"4460147_13647","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Squash \/ XL","offer_id":50577352720663,"sku":"4460147_13648","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Squash \/ 2XL","offer_id":50577352753431,"sku":"4460147_13649","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Squash \/ 3XL","offer_id":50577352786199,"sku":"4460147_13650","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pacific Blue \/ S","offer_id":50577352818967,"sku":"4460147_13633","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pacific Blue \/ M","offer_id":50577352851735,"sku":"4460147_13634","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pacific Blue \/ L","offer_id":50577352884503,"sku":"4460147_13635","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pacific Blue \/ XL","offer_id":50577352917271,"sku":"4460147_13636","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pacific Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":50577352950039,"sku":"4460147_13637","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pacific Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":50577352982807,"sku":"4460147_13638","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50577353015575,"sku":"4460147_13803","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50577353048343,"sku":"4460147_13804","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50577353081111,"sku":"4460147_13805","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50577353113879,"sku":"4460147_13806","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50577353146647,"sku":"4460147_13807","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50577353179415,"sku":"4460147_13808","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/2173\/0327\/files\/mens-premium-tank-top-black-front-685b55f72ac83.png?v=1750816264","url":"https:\/\/checkout.lolcow.co\/products\/lolcow-nerds-chilldog-beach-vibes-tank","provider":"LolcowCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}