{"product_id":"lolcow-nuts-black-glossy-mug","title":"Lolcow Nuts Black Glossy Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e☕ Welcome to the Nut House — now in mug form!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart every morning like Scooter and Stabert: completely unhinged and fueled by caffeine. This black glossy mug features the iconic NUTS crazy cow logo — purple text, tongue out, zero chill. Whether you're sipping your morning brew or your 3 AM chaos juice, this mug says \"I've gone full Nuts and I'm not coming back.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the Nut House kitchen, your desk at work (let them wonder), or hurling across the room when Scooter says something unforgivable. Again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack glossy ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11oz and 15oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eC-handle for maximum grip during heated rants\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, permanent print that won't fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• High-quality ceramic construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy black finish with full-color NUTS logo\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"LolcowCo","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":51874020917527,"sku":"5914029_9323","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":51874020950295,"sku":"5914029_9324","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/2173\/0327\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-front-697f6195bd624.png?v=1769956227","url":"https:\/\/checkout.lolcow.co\/products\/lolcow-nuts-black-glossy-mug","provider":"LolcowCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}