It's time to go completely, utterly, certifiably NUTS. This is the official-issue headgear for every member of the Lolcow Nuts herd, hosted by the legendary Albert and Scooter.

Let the world know you've embraced the chaos. This beanie features a meticulously embroidered, unhinged cow that perfectly captures the spirit of the show. One look at those wild eyes and the iconic "NUTS" logo, and fellow fans will know you're part of the inner circle.

But it's not just about the memes—this snug, form-fitting beanie is a wardrobe staple. It's the perfect accessory for keeping warm on cold days, hiding a questionable haircut, or just showing off your impeccable taste in internet culture. Join the herd and grab yours today!

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic 
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!