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Brave the Herd, Rain or Shine!
Get ready to go absolutely NUTS! The official Lolcow Nuts windbreaker, brought to you by the dynamic duo Scooter and Stabert, is finally here. This isn't just a jacket; it's your uniform for navigating the wild pastures of the internet. It features a sleek black body with a subtle tonal cow pattern, but the real party is on the sleeves and hood! A chaotic explosion of purple, orange, and cream spots ensures you'll stand out from the herd. Whether you're dodging bad weather or bad takes, do it in style.
PERSONALIZATION OPTION
For an additional $10, you can add your own name or handle to the right breast of the windbreaker in signature Lolcow Nuts purple. Make it truly yours and show everyone you're part of the herd! If you choose not to add a name, this area will remain blank.
Key Features:
- Features the iconic crazed "NUTS" cow logo on the left breast, letting everyone know you're part of the chaos.
- Wild purple, orange, and cream cow-spot pattern on the sleeves and hood for a look that's as unhinged as the show.
- Subtle black-on-black cow pattern on the main body for a touch of stealthy style.
- Lightweight, water-resistant fabric to protect you from unexpected downpours and spilled drinks.
- Breathable mesh lining reduces static and keeps you comfortable, whether you're heated from the drama or the weather.
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²)
• Lightweight, water-resistant fabric
• Breathable mesh lining, reduces static
• Regular fit
• Elastic cuffs
• Hood and side pockets
• Zippable front
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE (inches) |
| XS |
21 |
28 |
25 ½ |
| S |
22 |
28 ¾ |
26 |
| M |
23 |
29 ½ |
26 ¼ |
| L |
24 |
30 ¼ |
26 ¾ |
| XL |
25 |
31 |
27 |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ¾ |
27 ½ |
| 3XL |
27 |
32 ½ |
28 |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE (cm) |
| XS |
53.3 |
71.1 |
64.8 |
| S |
55.9 |
73 |
66 |
| M |
58.4 |
75 |
66.7 |
| L |
61 |
76.8 |
68 |
| XL |
63.5 |
78.7 |
68.6 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.7 |
69.9 |
| 3XL |
68.6 |
82.6 |
71.1 |
