{"product_id":"lolcow-nuts-official-signature-windbreaker","title":"Lolcow Nuts Official Signature Windbreaker","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrave the Herd, Rain or Shine!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eGet ready to go absolutely NUTS! The official Lolcow Nuts windbreaker, brought to you by the dynamic duo Scooter and Stabert, is finally here. This isn't just a jacket; it's your uniform for navigating the wild pastures of the internet. It features a sleek black body with a subtle tonal cow pattern, but the real party is on the sleeves and hood! A chaotic explosion of purple, orange, and cream spots ensures you'll stand out from the herd. Whether you're dodging bad weather or bad takes, do it in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #6B46C1; background-color: #f7fafc; padding: 15px; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin-top: 0; color: #44337a;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION OPTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0; color: #44337a;\"\u003eFor an additional $10, you can add your own name or handle to the right breast of the windbreaker in signature Lolcow Nuts purple. Make it truly yours and show everyone you're part of the herd! 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