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From the unhinged minds of Stabert and Scooter comes the official merch for the maddest show on the internet: the Lolcow Nuts Tee. This shirt captures the chaotic energy of every stream, celebrating the wild commentary and unforgettable moments that make the community legendary. Featuring a design that's part sports logo, part crazed bovine, it's the perfect way to show you're a true connoisseur of internet madness and a proud member of the herd.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for max comfort during long stream nights
- Lightweight fabric with the right amount of stretch for a flattering, modern fit
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Official Lolcow Nuts Design: The only way to authentically rep the chaos of Stabert & Scooter's streams
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Iconic Crazed Cow Graphic: A bold tribute to the unhinged energy that defines the show
- Pre-shrunk fabric to ensure your fit stays true, wash after wash
- Durable side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
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Classic Unisex Fit: A comfortable, true-to-size silhouette for all genders
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True to Size: Pre-shrunk fabric keeps your chosen size consistent after washing
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Recommendation: Prefer a roomier streetwear look? Order one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.