What's better than listening to the fucking loonies at Lolcow Nuts? Listening to them while drinking from a glass that's just as unhinged as they are. Say hello to your new favorite pint glass.

Hosted by the legendary Scooter and Albert (Stabert), this glass is for the true fans. Featuring a cow that has clearly lost its mind, it’s the official mascot for going completely off the rails. With bloodshot eyes and a manic grin, this bovine lunatic perfectly captures the spirit of the show. It’s the ideal companion for your deep dives into internet chaos.

Beyond its chaotic energy, this is a top-tier 16 oz shaker pint. It's built to hold your favorite craft beer, iced coffee, or whatever questionable concoction gets you through the day. The durable, classic design also makes it the perfect mixing glass for shaking up cocktails. Grab this glass, join the herd of loonies, and let everyone know you're proudly NUTS.

• Go Absolutely Nuts: Features a gloriously unhinged cow that perfectly represents the Lolcow Nuts community.
• Generous Capacity: Holds a full 16 oz (473 ml) of your preferred liquid sanity-saver.
• Durable Glass Construction: A simple yet sturdy design, ready for whatever chaos you throw at it.
• Versatile Shaker Shape: Ideal for enjoying a pint or using as a mixing glass for your Stabert-inspired cocktails.
• Care Instructions: To keep this cow crazy, please hand-wash only. It's too nuts for the dishwasher or microwave.
• Product sourced from China

Disclaimer: This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.

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