{"product_id":"lolcow-nuts-rocks-glass","title":"Lolcow Nuts Rocks Glass","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🥃 Pour one out for sanity — you won't be needing it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe official Lolcow Nuts Rocks Glass is here, and it's the only appropriate vessel for whatever you're drinking while watching Scooter and Stabert lose their collective minds on stream. Bourbon, whiskey, milk — we don't judge at the Nut House. Just pour it, swirl it, and embrace the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the iconic NUTS logo, this heavy-bottomed rocks glass is built to survive the kind of evening where Stabert goes full Albert and Scooter can't even. Which is every evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium rocks glass (10 oz capacity)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy, stable base — tipsy-proof (the glass, not you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent, high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash recommended for longevity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 3.4\" × 3.1\" (8.5 × 8 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight: ~12.5 oz (354 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 10 oz (296 ml)\u003cbr\u003e\n• NOT microwave or dishwasher safe — hand wash only\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"LolcowCo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51874021048599,"sku":"5671200_19793","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/2173\/0327\/files\/rocks-glass-10.5-oz-left-697f61a992beb.png?v=1769956221","url":"https:\/\/checkout.lolcow.co\/products\/lolcow-nuts-rocks-glass","provider":"LolcowCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}