Your time has come... to enjoy a perfectly chilled drink. When the daily grind feels like a death sentence, you need a beverage, and who better to serve it than the Lolcow Reaper himself?
Straight from the fields of Xylie's farm, this pint glass features the iconic Lolcow, trading his usual shenanigans for a hood and scythe. With a deathly stare and a tongue-out expression that says "I've come for your soul... and your snacks," this cow is the official mood for anyone who is simply over it. He's here to judge your drink choice and maybe reap a few bad takes along the way.
With a generous 16 oz capacity, this high-quality shaker pint is perfect for your favorite craft beer, iced coffee, or whatever poison you pick. Its durable, classic design also makes it a fantastic mixing glass for concocting killer cocktails. Grab this legendary glass, pour one out for the fallen, and let the Grim Reeper accompany your descent into relaxation.
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The Grim Reeper Design: Featuring the one and only Lolcow as the Reaper, complete with a scythe and an expression that could curdle milk.
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Generous Capacity: Holds a full 16 oz (473 ml) of your preferred life-giving elixir.
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Durable Glass Construction: A simple yet sturdy design, ready to face the apocalypse (or just your dishwasher-less sink).
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Versatile Shaker Shape: Perfect for enjoying a pint or using as a mixing glass for your deadliest cocktail creations.
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Eternal Care: To keep this cow grim for ages, please hand-wash only. He is not a fan of dishwashers or microwaves.
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Product sourced from: China
Disclaimer: This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.
Size guide
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WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| 16 oz |
3 ½ |
5 ⅞ |
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WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| 16 oz |
8.9 |
15 |