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Use it as a headband to contain your big brain thoughts, a necktie for your next formal scientific conference, or an armband to signal your allegiance. Why not grab a second one for your pet? Every mad scientist needs a loyal lab assistant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab this limited-edition bandana and show you're part of the experiment. 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