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With its striking black and neon pink design, this premium hat lets you broadcast your unique preferences to the entire Lolcow Universe with style and a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-200 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003ePremium blend of 80% acrylic, 20% wool for a quality feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eStructured 6-panel, high-profile construction for a classic look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFlat brim design with full buckram for maximum shape retention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e6 embroidered eyelets for enhanced breathability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAdjustable plastic snap closure for a comfortable, customizable fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eDistinctive green undervisor adding a pop of color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eOne-size-fits-most design (head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ | 54.9 cm–60 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFeatures the iconic, high-quality embroidery of our 'Chubby Chaser' cow mascot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eDurable construction for long-lasting wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eClassic snapback style that complements any outfit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eThis essential accessory is for those who aren't afraid to own it. The premium embroidery and quality construction create a versatile hat that works for casual outings, fan meetups, or just shading you from the haters. The vibrant pink brim and bold text ensure you won't go unnoticed in any herd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eEach hat is made on demand especially for you, reducing overproduction and supporting sustainable practices. Sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh, our snapbacks maintain high quality standards while supporting ethical manufacturing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eWhether you're at a convention, a cookout, or just curating comments online, top off your look with confidence. 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