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From the padded cells of the Lolcow Universe comes the official Nuts Tee. Hosted by the asylum's most legendary residents, Stabert (Albert) and Scooter, this shirt is the official uniform for the unhinged. It’s a monument to every chaotic stream, every unscripted meltdown, and the pure, unfiltered madness that defines an era. Featuring the iconic, wild-eyed "Nuts" cow, this shirt isn't just merch—it's a diagnosis. It’s a badge of honor for those who have witnessed the insanity firsthand and chosen to embrace it. Wear it to your next stream, out in public to confuse the norms, or just to show you're a card-carrying member of the digital asylum.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness
- Lightweight fabric with a comfortable, modern fit
- Features the iconic, wild-eyed "Nuts" graphic, capturing the pure energy of the asylum
- The official uniform for the unhinged, inspired by legendary residents Stabert and Scooter
- Official LOLCOW Universe design—a must-have for any certified fan
- Pre-shrunk to keep the fit locked in, no matter how chaotic things get
- Side-seamed construction for a flattering silhouette
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
-
Classic Unisex Fit: A comfortable, true-to-size silhouette for all genders
-
True to Size: Pre-shrunk fabric keeps your chosen size consistent after washing
-
Recommendation: Prefer a roomier streetwear look? Order one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
-
Classic Unisex Fit: A comfortable, true-to-size silhouette for all genders
-
True to Size: Pre-shrunk fabric keeps your chosen size consistent after washing
-
Recommendation: Prefer a roomier streetwear look? Order one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
