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Brace yourself for the official Lolcow Live 'Pasture Prime' Windbreaker, a legendary piece of merch hosted by the titans of the internet, Wings of Redemption and Boogie2988. This isn't just a jacket—it's your uniform for navigating the wild pastures of online content. Stand out with bold cow-print sleeves and a hood, contrasted by a chaotic red and blue "glitch" pattern on the body that nods to the 3D glasses on the iconic mascot. It’s the perfect attire for dodging bad weather, bad takes, and maybe even a rogue chili pot pie.

Key Features:

• Features the iconic embroidered Lolcow Live mascot on the left breast, complete with 3D glasses, letting everyone know you're here for the drama.
• Bold, all-over-print design with classic cow-print sleeves/hood and a unique red-and-blue pattern on the body.
• Lightweight, water-resistant fabric with a breathable mesh lining to keep you comfortable whether you're on a chili run or just chilling.
• Elastic cuffs, a hood, and side pockets provide practical protection from the elements, while the zippable front makes for easy layering.

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²)
• Lightweight, water-resistant fabric
• Breathable mesh lining, reduces static
• Regular fit
• Elastic cuffs
• Hood and side pockets
• Zippable front

Size guide