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Herd Up, Nerds! Brave the Elements in Style!
Join the herd and represent your favorite community with the official Lolcow Nerd Windbreaker, brought to you by Buffweeb and Lici! This isn't just another jacket; it's your new uniform for conquering everything from a chilly LAN party to a windy day outdoors. The design features a stealthy black body with a subtle tonal spot pattern, contrasted by electrifying sleeves and a hood bursting with a custom purple, pink, and black amoeba-camo. It’s the perfect blend of nerdy, cool, and udderly unique.
PERSONALIZE YOUR GEAR!
Make this windbreaker truly your own. For an additional fee, you can add your name or handle to the right breast in a bold blue font, just like in the picture. Let everyone know who you are! If you choose not to add a name, this area will remain blank.
Key Features:
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Iconic Lolcow Nerd Mascot: Features the legendary "Nerd" cow logo embroidered on the left breast, complete with cyber-shades and a signature tongue-out expression.
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Vibrant Custom Pattern: Stand out with the exclusive purple, pink, and black amoeba-camo pattern on the sleeves and hood for a pop of color and personality.
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Weather-Ready Comfort: Built with lightweight, water-resistant fabric and a breathable mesh lining to keep you comfortable and reduce static, no matter the weather.
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Functional & Stylish Fit: A regular fit that’s easy to layer, complete with elastic cuffs, a full-zip front, a protective hood, and essential side pockets.
The Nitty-Gritty:
- 100% polyester
- Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²)
- Lightweight, water-resistant fabric
- Breathable mesh lining, reduces static
- Regular fit
- Elastic cuffs
- Hood and side pockets
- Zippable front
- Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
