{"product_id":"official-lolcow-nerd-windbreaker","title":"Official Lolcow Nerd Windbreaker","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHerd Up, Nerds! Brave the Elements in Style!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eJoin the herd and represent your favorite community with the official Lolcow Nerd Windbreaker, brought to you by Buffweeb and Lici! This isn't just another jacket; it's your new uniform for conquering everything from a chilly LAN party to a windy day outdoors. The design features a stealthy black body with a subtle tonal spot pattern, contrasted by electrifying sleeves and a hood bursting with a custom purple, pink, and black amoeba-camo. It’s the perfect blend of nerdy, cool, and udderly unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #805AD5; background-color: #faf5ff; padding: 15px; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin-top: 0; color: #553c9a;\"\u003ePERSONALIZE YOUR GEAR!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0; color: #553c9a;\"\u003eMake this windbreaker truly your own. For an additional fee, you can add your name or handle to the right breast in a bold blue font, just like in the picture. Let everyone know who you are! If you choose not to add a name, this area will remain blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-200 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIconic Lolcow Nerd Mascot:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features the legendary \"Nerd\" cow logo embroidered on the left breast, complete with cyber-shades and a signature tongue-out expression.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibrant Custom Pattern:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stand out with the exclusive purple, pink, and black amoeba-camo pattern on the sleeves and hood for a pop of color and personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeather-Ready Comfort:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built with lightweight, water-resistant fabric and a breathable mesh lining to keep you comfortable and reduce static, no matter the weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunctional \u0026amp; Stylish Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e A regular fit that’s easy to layer, complete with elastic cuffs, a full-zip front, a protective hood, and essential side pockets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-200 mt-4 -mb-0.5\"\u003eThe Nitty-Gritty:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 2.21 oz\/yd² (75 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight, water-resistant fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreathable mesh lining, reduces static\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElastic cuffs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHood and side pockets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZippable front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LolcowCo","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":51411247071511,"sku":"5583602_15707","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":51411247104279,"sku":"5583602_15708","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51411247137047,"sku":"5583602_15709","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51411247169815,"sku":"5583602_15710","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51411247202583,"sku":"5583602_15711","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51411247235351,"sku":"5583602_15712","price":101.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51411247268119,"sku":"5583602_15713","price":103.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/2173\/0327\/files\/all-over-print-mens-windbreaker-black-front-68dc9c0d8117a.png?v=1759288349","url":"https:\/\/checkout.lolcow.co\/products\/official-lolcow-nerd-windbreaker","provider":"LolcowCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}