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Unleash Your Inner Queen, Rain or Shine!
Attention, all you gorgeous cows! Your official uniform, hosted by the iconic Gidgy and Tina D, has arrived. The Lolcow Queens Signature Windbreaker is here to help you weather any storm in absolutely fabulous style. This windbreaker isn't just for blocking wind; it's for making an unforgettable entrance. It features a stunning black-on-black tonal cow print on the body, contrasted with an electrifying hot pink and black cow print on the sleeves and hood. It's the perfect blend of stealth and statement, just like a true Queen.
PERSONALIZATION: MAKE IT YOURS!
For an additional $10, you can add your name or handle to the right breast of the windbreaker in our signature hot pink text. Let everyone know who the true Queen of the pasture is! If you choose not to personalize, this area will feature the sleek tonal cow print.
Key Features:
- Features the glamorous Lolcow Queens emblem on the left breast—a crowned cow with fabulous shades and lipstick, letting everyone know you're part of the herd.
- Eye-catching hot pink and black cow print on the sleeves and hood, paired with a subtle tonal black cow print on the body for a look that’s both loud and chic.
- Lightweight, water-resistant fabric to keep you comfortable and dry, whether you're dodging haters or raindrops.
- Breathable mesh lining reduces static and keeps you cool when the drama heats up.
- Comes equipped with a hood for ultimate protection, elastic cuffs to keep the elements out, and handy side pockets for your essentials.
Product Details:
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²)
• Lightweight, water-resistant fabric
• Breathable mesh lining, reduces static
• Regular fit
• Elastic cuffs
• Hood and side pockets
• Zippable front
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE (inches) |
| XS |
21 |
28 |
25 ½ |
| S |
22 |
28 ¾ |
26 |
| M |
23 |
29 ½ |
26 ¼ |
| L |
24 |
30 ¼ |
26 ¾ |
| XL |
25 |
31 |
27 |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ¾ |
27 ½ |
| 3XL |
27 |
32 ½ |
28 |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE (cm) |
| XS |
53.3 |
71.1 |
64.8 |
| S |
55.9 |
73 |
66 |
| M |
58.4 |
75 |
66.7 |
| L |
61 |
76.8 |
68 |
| XL |
63.5 |
78.7 |
68.6 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.7 |
69.9 |
| 3XL |
68.6 |
82.6 |
71.1 |