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Herd Up and Face the Forecast!
Get ready to stand out from the herd with the official Lolcow Test Windbreaker, hosted by the one and only YoMammma and Knightmare! This isn't just any jacket; it's your uniform for navigating the wild world of the web and the weather. The design features a subtle black-on-black camo body, contrasted by "udderly" bold yellow and black cow-print sleeves and hood. Whether you're dodging rain or drama, this windbreaker has you covered in unmistakable style.
PERSONALIZE YOUR GEAR
Make it yours! For an additional $10, you can add your name or handle to the right breast of the windbreaker in signature Lolcow Test yellow. Show everyone you've passed the test. If you choose not to add a name, this area will remain blank.
Key Features:
- Iconic "Lolcow Test" logo on the left breast, featuring the legendary cow that's seen it all.
- Striking yellow and black cow-print pattern on the sleeves and hood for a look that can't be ignored.
- Lightweight, water-resistant 100% polyester fabric to keep you comfortable on windy and rainy days.
- Breathable mesh lining reduces static and keeps you cool when things heat up.
- Regular fit with elastic cuffs, a hood, side pockets, and a zippable front for maximum utility.
- Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²).
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE (inches) |
| XS |
21 |
28 |
25 ½ |
| S |
22 |
28 ¾ |
26 |
| M |
23 |
29 ½ |
26 ¼ |
| L |
24 |
30 ¼ |
26 ¾ |
| XL |
25 |
31 |
27 |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ¾ |
27 ½ |
| 3XL |
27 |
32 ½ |
28 |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE (cm) |
| XS |
53.3 |
71.1 |
64.8 |
| S |
55.9 |
73 |
66 |
| M |
58.4 |
75 |
66.7 |
| L |
61 |
76.8 |
68 |
| XL |
63.5 |
78.7 |
68.6 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.7 |
69.9 |
| 3XL |
68.6 |
82.6 |
71.1 |
