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From the twisted, lovable chaos of the LOLCOW Universe comes our official Halloween drop: the “Stabert” T-Shirt. Inspired by Albert’s knife-wielding alter ego from LOLCOW NUTS, this bold, comic-style print splashes vibrant oranges across a midnight-black tee with a deadpan glare that says, “spooky season, handled.” It’s horror-comedy energy—perfect for streams, parties, and anyone who lives for October vibes all year long.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz./yd.² | 142 g/m²) with soft hand-feel and comfortable stretch
- Front print featuring Albert as “Stabert” with bold Halloween splatter and headline text
- Official LOLCOW NUTS & LOLCOW Universe design—limited Halloween edition
- Pre-shrunk to keep the fit locked in after every wash
- Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering silhouette
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability during daily wear
- Unisex fit that works for everyone—layer it or wear solo
- Breathable fabric ideal for costumes, cons, streams, and year-round wear
- High-quality print built to stay vibrant (no quick fading or cracking)
This tee captures the spirit of LOLCOW NUTS—a little unhinged, very funny, and instantly recognizable to fans. Wear “Stabert” to rep the show, spark conversations, and flex your Halloween cred.
Add “Stabert” to your spooky-season rotation and slice through the noise with a tee that’s equal parts fright and delight.
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
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Classic Unisex Fit: A comfortable, true-to-size silhouette for all genders
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True to Size: Pre-shrunk fabric keeps your chosen size consistent after washing
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Recommendation: Prefer a roomier streetwear look? Order one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
