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Own a legendary piece of Lolcow Bus history with this official tee, custom-designed by Sweet Tea herself! This shirt immortalizes the iconic, hand-drawn portrait of Xylie from when she was eight. Capturing the beautifully chaotic energy of the early TechTalk days, this design is a must-have for any true fan of the CD Rom, Rastov, and Sweet Tea era.
The artwork, rendered on classic lined paper and meticulously cut out, features the unforgettable phrase "xylie is 8th Bith," preserving the moment in all its authentic glory. It's more than a shirt—it's a piece of lore you can wear.
Key Features:
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Exclusive Artwork: Features the iconic "Xylie is 8th Bith" drawing, designed by Sweet Tea of Lolcow Bus.
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Premium Comfort: Made with 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
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Fan-Approved Details: Includes the official TechTalk logo on the sleeve for extra cred.
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Durable, High-Quality Print: The infamous portrait is printed to last, so it won't fade, crack, or peel away.
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Built to Last: Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a perfect fit that endures.
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Unisex Sizing: A classic fit that looks great on everyone in the community.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a deep cut for true historians of the Lolcow Bus saga. Whether you're rewatching classic streams, heading to a meetup, or just want a shirt that says "if you know, you know," this is your official uniform. Celebrate the legacy of Young Xylie and wear a piece of art from Sweet Tea with pride.
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
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Classic Unisex Fit: This t-shirt offers a comfortable standard fit suitable for all genders.
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True to Size: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures the size you order is the size that fits.
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Recommendation: For a more relaxed look, consider ordering one size up.
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
