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Witness the Main Character Energy
The sidekick steps into the spotlight. In this thrilling solo feature, Sammy takes center stage, proving once and for all who the real star of the show is. Cool, confident, and ready for his close-up, Sammy sports his signature 3D glasses not to watch the drama, but to view his adoring fans in glorious high-definition. This premium tee captures the essence of a legend in the making, crafted from ultra-soft fabric for maximum comfort while you spectate or star in your own internet saga.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton construction (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz./yd.² | 142 g/m²) with the perfect amount of stretch for chasing squirrels or clout
- Pre-shrunk to maintain a perfect fit, wash after glorious wash
- Stars the undisputed hero of Lolcow Live, Sammy, in his iconic 3D glasses
- Side-seamed construction for a modern, contoured fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
- Unisex design that flatters all body types
- Breathable fabric ideal for year-round wear
- Superior print quality that captures every detail of his majestic expression
This shirt is a statement for the true connoisseurs of the Lolcow Universe—those who know where the real talent lies. It’s a subtle nod, an "if you know, you know" piece that declares your allegiance to the one pawsitive force that unites the entire fandom. The clean, iconic design is a conversation starter that’s stylish enough to stand on its own, with or without context.
Each t-shirt is made on demand especially for you, reducing overproduction and supporting sustainable practices. Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, our shirts maintain high quality standards while supporting ethical manufacturing.
Ditch the drama, embrace the dog. This is more than a t-shirt; it's a tribute. It's time to support the real talent and lead the pack in style with this essential piece from the Lolcow Live collection.
Lolcow Universe T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
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Classic Unisex Fit: This t-shirt offers a comfortable standard fit suitable for all genders
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True to Size: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures the size you order is the size that fits
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Recommendation: For a more relaxed look, consider ordering one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
