{"product_id":"xylie-official-lolcow-reaper-tee","title":"Official Lolcow Reaper Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eFrom the chaotic depths of the Lolcow Universe, hosted by the one and only \u003cstrong\u003eXylie\u003c\/strong\u003e, comes the official \u003cstrong\u003eLolcow Reaper Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e. This isn't just a shirt; it's a monument to every unhinged moment, every chat meltdown, and every legendary \"eek!\" that defined a stream. Featuring the grim-faced cow himself, scythe in hand, this tee is a badge of honor for true fans who've witnessed the reaping firsthand. Wear it to show your allegiance, confuse the norms, and let everyone know you were there for the madness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-200 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003ePremium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eLightweight fabric with the right amount of stretch—perfect for long streams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eFeatures the iconic Lolcow Reaper graphic, straight from Xylie's universe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eOfficial LOLCOW merchandise—a must-have for any true fan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003ePre-shrunk fabric to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSide-seamed construction for a modern, flattering silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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