Somebody called a meeting. Nobody remembers why. Two hours later the whole herd walked out different people, and this shirt is the only paperwork that made it. LOLCOW UNIVERSE across the top, I SURVIVED THE stacked over a dripping red LCU, MEETING underneath, and the date stamped into a torn red bar so there is a permanent record of exactly which one you lived through.
One big front print on a soft, lightweight unisex jersey tee in black. Back stays blank, same as your memory of the meeting. True to size — grab your usual.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
4.2 oz / 142 gsm — soft, lightweight, with a little stretch
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Full front print, blank back
XS through 5XL
Made to order — nothing sits in a warehouse
Heads up: the jersey is on the lighter side and can read slightly sheer in bright light.
