The Official Lolcow Alpha Tee — straight from the top of the herd. Featuring the iconic angry red bull mascot with gold nose ring and bold red "ALPHA" text, this shirt tells the world you run with Sweet Tea and Phantom on Lolcow Alpha.
Leaders don't follow. They wear the bull. Circuit A, 2AM-4AM EST — only the strongest are awake.
Product Specs:
100% ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk, retail fit
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Black tee with vibrant red bull & gold nose ring graphic
