Lolcow Fluff Rocks Glass

Fluff's here to judge your drink choices — and pour one out for your patience. This rocks glass is for those who like their drinks neat and their Highland cows extremely fluffy and extremely annoyed. Fluff stares back at you with that magnificent shaggy fringe and pink nose as if to say, "You're really having another one? ...Pour me one too."

With 10.5 oz of capacity, it's the perfect vessel for whiskey, cocktails, or whatever helps you embrace your inner grumpy cow. Classic style, sturdy build, and enough fluffy chaotic energy to make happy hour actually adorable. Whether you're sipping solo or hosting a watch party, Fluff's got your glass covered — reluctantly.

Fair warning: Hand-wash only, because Fluff doesn't do dishwashers. She's a diva, not an appliance. Worth it for the vibe? Absolutely.

Product Details

• Material: Quality glass
• Volume: 10.5 oz (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Care: Hand-wash only — not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Sourced from: United States