Official Lolcow Fluff Tee
Official Lolcow Fluff Tee
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This highland cow woke up grumpy. You're wearing it anyway. Straight from the fluffiest, most irritable corner of the Lolcow Universe, this tee features the iconic Lolcow Fluff — a shaggy Highland cow with magnificent horns, a pink nose, and absolutely zero patience for your nonsense. The "FLUFF" logo in pink bubble letters says it all: adorable on the outside, pure grumpy chaos on the inside.
Whether you're binge-watching streams, grocery shopping with questionable life choices, or just existing in peak cozy mode, this shirt has you covered. Soft, lightweight, and radiating the same energy as a cow that got woken up too early. Fluff doesn't do perky. Fluff does vibes.
Embrace the fluff. Fear the horns. Long live the grumpiest cow in the universe.
Size Chart
Measurements in Inches
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-154.9 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 78.7 | 157.5-165.1 |
Product Details
- Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) — lightweight and breathable
- Construction: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Fit: Unisex regular fit
Each tee is made on demand to reduce overproduction. Your Fluff tee is crafted just for you — grumpily.
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