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Official Lolcow Glass Tee

Official Lolcow Glass Tee

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Fragile? Not this cow. Straight from the roughest corner of the Lolcow Universe, the Official Lolcow Glass Tee features the angry, glass-textured bull that doesn't crack under pressure — it shatters expectations. Teal-tinted, sharp-horned, and absolutely done with your nonsense, the Glass mascot is what happens when you forge a cow out of pure attitude and transparent fury.

This isn't just a tee — it's a warning label. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for marathon streams, but tough enough to let everyone know you rep the hardest show on Lolcow. Glass doesn't bend. Glass breaks things.

Handle with care? Nah. Handle with attitude.

Size Chart

Measurements in Inches

Size Length Width Chest
XS 27 16½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

Measurements in Centimeters

Size Length Width Chest
XS 68.6 41.9 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-154.9
5XL 88.9 78.7 157.5-165.1

Product Details

  • Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) — lightweight and breathable
  • Construction: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Fit: Unisex regular fit

Each tee is made on demand to reduce overproduction. Your Glass tee is crafted just for you.

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