Official Lolcow Jester Tee
Official Lolcow Jester Tee
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The court is now in session — and the Jester is running the show. Straight from the wildest corner of the Lolcow Universe, this tee features the iconic Lolcow Jester in all its unhinged glory — a goofy, wide-eyed cow rocking a purple and green jester hat with gold bells. It's giving chaos. It's giving content. It's giving "I have questionable taste and I'm proud of it."
Whether you're deep in a 12-hour stream marathon or just need something comfortable to exist in while the internet burns around you, this shirt has you covered. Soft, lightweight, and just the right amount of unhinged. The Jester doesn't do subtle, and neither should you.
Ring the bells. Wear the chaos. Long live the Jester.
Size Chart
Measurements in Inches
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-154.9 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 78.7 | 157.5-165.1 |
Product Details
- Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) — lightweight and breathable
- Construction: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Fit: Unisex regular fit
Each tee is made on demand to reduce overproduction. Your Jester tee is crafted just for you.
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