Lolcow Nuts All-Over Print Hoodie

🐄 Full-body NUTS. No escape.

You thought the Signature Hoodie was unhinged? Hold Scooter's energy drink. The Lolcow Nuts All-Over Print Hoodie takes the chaos and spreads it EVERYWHERE — a wild purple and orange cow-print pattern covers every inch of this thing, from hood to hem. The cartoon Nuts cow sits right on the chest with "NUTS" blazing in purple, and "2025 NUTS" is stamped on the back so people behind you know exactly what kind of person you are.

This isn't a zip-up — it's a full-send, pull-over, all-over print statement piece. Like the Nuts Windbreaker's slightly more insane cousin that Stabert refuses to take off.

Key Features:

• All-over print design — purple and orange cow-print pattern on black base
• Iconic NUTS cartoon cow logo on the chest
• "2025 NUTS" graphic on the back
• Customizable "Your Name Here" area on the chest
• Available in sizes 2XS through 6XL — room for every kind of Nut
• Made from recycled materials — go nuts AND go green

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside
• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders
• Double-lined hood
• Tear-away care label
• The recycled content is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• Blank product components sourced from China and the USA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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