Lolcow Reaper Death Squad Hockey Jersey
Lolcow Reaper Death Squad Hockey Jersey
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Join Xylie and Josh's Death Squad—no actual death required, just drip. This isn't your average hockey jersey; it's what the Reaper wears when he's off-duty and ready to cause chaos. Rep the darkest corner of the Lolcow universe with a jersey that screams "I have impeccable taste and questionable morals."
Crafted from 100% recycled polyester because even death cares about the environment now, this bad boy features moisture-wicking fabric to keep you dry whether you're dominating the ice rink or just sweating through another unhinged Lolcow Reaper episode. The two-way stretch and relaxed fit mean you can move freely while looking absolutely menacing. Plus, UPF50+ protection keeps the sun from reaping YOU—ironic, we know.
This jersey is made-to-order just for you, which means it takes a little longer to arrive but also means you're not contributing to wasteful overproduction. Xylie and Josh would approve of your thoughtful consumer choices (probably). Gear up, Death Squad.
Size Chart
| Size | A (Width) | B (Length) | C (Sleeve Length) | D (Sleeve Width) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2XS | 21 ⅝" | 27 ¾" | 9 ⅝" | 19 ½" |
| XS | 22 ½" | 28 ⅛" | 9 ⅞" | 19 ⅞" |
| S | 23 ¼" | 28 ¾" | 10" | 20 ¼" |
| M | 24" | 29 ⅛" | 10 ¼" | 20 ⅝" |
| L | 25 ⅝" | 29 ⅞" | 10 ⅜" | 21" |
| XL | 27 ⅛" | 30 ⅞" | 10 ⅝" | 21 ½" |
| 2XL | 28 ¾" | 31 ⅞" | 10 ⅞" | 21 ⅞" |
| 3XL | 30 ¼" | 32 ⅝" | 11 ¼" | 22" |
| 4XL | 31 ⅞" | 33 ⅝" | 11 ⅜" | 22 ¼" |
| 5XL | 33 ½" | 34 ⅝" | 11 ⅝" | 22 ½" |
| 6XL | 35" | 35 ⅜" | 11 ¾" | 22 ⅝" |
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