When the Reaper calls, you answer in style. Josh and Xylie don't mess around, and neither does this tee. Perfect for lurking in comment sections, touching grass (occasionally), or letting everyone know you've got impeccable taste in internet chaos. This is the official uniform of the Lolcow Reaper squad – soft, comfortable, and ready to witness every ratio, every callout, every moment of beautiful online carnage.
Whether you're binge-watching the latest episode or just existing in your natural gremlin state, this shirt has your back. It's that perfect middle ground between "I just rolled out of bed" and "I'm chronically online and proud." Fits like a dream, feels like a cloud made of internet drama.
Rep the Reaper. Embrace the chaos. Look good doing it.
Size Chart
Measurements in Inches
Size
Length
Width
Chest
XS
27
16½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
4XL
34
30
58-61
5XL
35
31
62-65
Measurements in Centimeters
Size
Length
Width
Chest
XS
68.6
42
78.7-86.4
S
71.1
45.7
86.4-94
M
73.7
50.8
96.5-104.1
L
76.2
55.9
106.7-114.3
XL
78.7
61
116.8-124.5
2XL
81.3
66
127-134.6
3XL
83.8
71.1
137.2-144.8
4XL
86.4
76.2
147.3-155
5XL
89
78.7
157.5-165
Fit Guide: Classic unisex fit, true to size. Want that oversized streetwear vibe? Size up. All measurements
