Twenty-five shows. One universe. Every single one of them live.
The official Lolcow Universe World Tour tee — varsity lettering across the chest, the cow in its 3D glasses front and center over a wireframe globe, lightning coming off both sides, and WORLD TOUR scrawled underneath. Printed and beaten up like a shirt that has already done a lap of the planet.
The back is the tour list: all 25 shows, numbered like tour dates, every single one of them marked LIVE. Because they are.
Printed front and back on a soft, lightweight unisex jersey tee in black. True to size — grab your usual.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
4.2 oz / 142 gsm — soft, lightweight, with a little stretch
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Front and back print
XS through 5XL
Made to order — nothing sits in a warehouse
Heads up: the jersey is on the lighter side and can read slightly sheer in bright light.
